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Permalink 12/04/06 at 06:30:49 pm, by Ed, 112 words   English (US)
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I just took a test in Intro To Geography. Here's an excerpt:

44. The core of the Earth is:

a) A liquid center surrounded by a solid crust

b) A solid center surrounded by a liquid crust

c) A chewy peanut-butter center surrounded by a chocolate crust

d) 16,000 miles below the Earth's surface

This guy doesn't usually make jokes, but I think he felt sorry for us. Our last test did not go so well.

In case you're wondering, the answer is B. If it were D, by the way, that would put the core of the Earth a little over another Earth's diameter distance away from the other side of the planet.

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