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Permalink 01/01/07 at 07:26:59 pm, by Ed, 187 words   English (US)
Categories: General

Wow, haven't been here in awhile. Things were crazy over the holidays, as I'm sure many will agree.

I got a bunch of great stuff for Kwanzaa. Here's a quick rundown:

  • A mini maglight
  • A leatherman multitool
  • much chocolate
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: 2-disc special edition
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest: 2-disc special edition
  • Pizza crust and sauce
  • socks
  • Gum
  • Some sort of bird ornament thing
  • Some other sort of green dangly ornament thing
  • Chocolate and cottonballs
  • Catch 22 (the book)
  • A Robotic Laser Ball
  • Some other sort of snowman in a stocking ornament thing
  • Night Watch (the DVD)
  • Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead (the DVD)
  • A year planner
  • 15 pounds of flour
  • Pyrex Measuring cup (I'm told this is a good brand)
  • scoop spoons
  • Spamalot tickets
  • Psychonauts
  • a "reversible throw" (whatever that means)
  • Support the Performing Arts t-shirt with a silhouette of a strip-dancer
  • a 1-gig stick of ram

It is this last item that I recently installed in my computer. Now my swap file feels lonely and left out.

So I deleted it.

What, is that a bad thing?

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