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Abusing the system for fun and profit

Permalink 04/11/07 at 09:27:54 pm, by Ed, 134 words   English (US)
Categories: School

Well, I got into two of my theatre classes. They were the two I was crossing my fingers about, too. I'm surprised I still haven't gotten into the one I was sure wasn't going to be a problem. I'm still waiting for a reply email from the prof. As it stands, however, I'm at 18 credits for fall semester. I will probably drop one of my CS classes if I get into the theatre course. Then I can worry about the CS course in the Spring.

Except I was just notified that the head of the CS department wants to have a meeting with me. My first thought was, "Oh crap, what have I plagiarized now?" but since I couldn't think of anything, I'm mostly just curious about what it could be in reference to.

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