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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you

Ed
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Job Title: Install Lackey

Permalink 07/17/07 at 07:00:16 pm, by Ed, 95 words   English (US)
Categories: Programming

One (1) Job Opening:
Position: FSE Install Lackey.
Duties:
Fix install problems
Get blamed whenever any installation appears not to work
Debug installs
Be on call 24/7 for install problems

Requirements:
Intimate knowledge of the InstallShield environment that could only be gained from working on a project from Frankenstein himself.

Pay:
What, you think you get paid for this kind of thing?

I'll tell you one thing, when I first signed up for an internship, I told them I knew C# and VB, and not a thing about InstallShield, and now that's all I do. Funny, that.

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