Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

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Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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which I was about to share,

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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you

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Permalink 07/25/07 at 10:59:24 am, by Ed, 186 words   English (US)
Categories: Programming

Finally, a pagination function. See up at the top there? Just below the title. Navigation controls! Finally, you can see all my awesomeness in its full glory by paging back and forth between all of my posts. Now you have NO excuse to not be fully read-up on everything I've ever done!

And, for those of you who are as annoyed as I was by the right sidebar's misalignment with the rest of the boxes, you'll be pleased to note that the alignment has been fixed, by adding an additional 7 pixels to the top position. Those of you who are as OCD as me will be annoyed to find out that I implemented the two sidebars in two different ways, so that they are aligned correctly only by chance and by forcing it, rather than using margins and direct positioning on both (like the left bar) or no margins and direct positioning only (like the right bar).

I'm not sure if the previous sentence is complete, and I have recently concluded that I'm dying (eventually) and so should not waste time checking on such trivial things.

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