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Comparing people

Permalink 07/28/07 at 09:50:56 am, by Ed, 231 words   English (US)
Categories: School

Facebook has an application called "Comparing People", which I recently used to compare some people, and a few rather amusing comparisons came up. It shows you pictures of two of your friends, and asks you a question like "Who is more athletic", and you have to pick which of the two is more athletic. So I got to that very question, and it showed me two people who I never thought of as very athletic, immediately, but the amusing bit is, the two people it showed are the [i]only[/i] two people I know with an afro. But now that I think about it, I think one of them used to play basketball in high school.

Brian: Sorry. I got asked the question, "Who is smarter" about four times in a row, and you were always one of the choices, and... frankly, I wanted to rain on your parade. By my apparent estimate, your IQ is lower than: A sorority girl, a person with Elmo as their profile pic, and two high school kids I know.

Jake: You would probably know the answer to this particular question better than I, so I will await an answer from you. Who is a better dancer, Adelle or Bridget? Ask her to dance with you if you have to. Just don't explain why (I hope she doesn't read this before you do... heheh)

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