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Permalink 08/21/07 at 08:06:59 am, by Ed, 152 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media, Twins

The Illusionist is one of the movies on my list of movies I haved to see. If you've seen it, or if you have an unhealthy obsession with IMDB or famous people whose names begin with the letter P, you might know about Paul Giamatti. If you're like me, the first thing that comes to your mind is that he looks like the actor who plays the guy with the crazy hand from Scary Movie (also, that's the guy who was the camera man from Groundhog Day.

But I couldn't find a good picture comparison between those two. This comes to us all the way from my friend Bridget, who found a much better comparison between Paul and Adam Savage from Mythbusters. Tell me they aren't brotherly-looking. Adam has just bleached his hair, or has worked too long in the Los Angeles sun (or smog, both of which will bleach your hair).

Paul Giamatti and Adam Savage

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