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Back to school

Permalink 09/03/07 at 11:30:01 pm, by Ed, 139 words   English (US)
Categories: School

And here I am, back at school. My first class is tomorrow at 1:00 PM (you can see my whole schedule using the "What am I doing" link) which is cool, because it means I can stay up late on Mondays and Wednesdays. Even my Mon,Wed,Fri schedule doesn't start until 10:00, so I can have a nice relaxed morning on those other days.

I'll let everybody know how all that works out once I get into the groove. On another note, I will soon be paying my tuition with a credit card, and getting lots and lots of points towards my free $25 Amazon gift card. Whee, $25 for a $3000 payment.

On a third note, Jake has a Wii and I am now addicted to Metroid: Corruption, so you can say your goodbyes now. I'll see you on the far side.

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