Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
Get Firefox!
I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
Level 1

Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you

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Permalink 10/18/07 at 01:26:12 pm, by Ed, 153 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Programming

To err is to throw. To forgive is to catch.

What are your favorite bands?
428-749 THz, 1.6-30 GHz, 54-1600 MHz, 60 Hz

What time period would you like to live in for a week?
next week

Voldemort or Sauron?
Well, Sauron probably goes through a lot of Visine, but he did survive as a dead man for about 215 times longer than Voldemort.

The older I get, the more I...

Take whatever you want. Just don't take my...

When the world ends, I will be...
long dead.

I'd describe my sense of humor as

Martha or Oprah?
I never liked opera.

I want my last meal to be
a hundred years from now. At least.

I couldn't really live without
oxygen, blood, and ATP.

One in the hand is worth two in the
unary-base counting system.

I wish my parents had named me
Seth. Seth would be an interesting name. Unique.

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