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New Apartment

Permalink 04/05/08 at 03:40:53 pm, by Ed, 57 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Work, General

So Bridget and I just signed on an apartment down in the cities near my new job. They allow pets and everything. Hopefully, this will lead to us actually living in said apartment near my new job.

Concurrently, Cabaret is almost over, and I must go to the final performance tonight to engineer sound. Good day, sir.

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Comment from: CPage [Visitor]
I like seeing you guys. Hope you got home all right.

Your webpage title is dark and tragic, besides being gracky...I recommend a change to ...anything else.

OK...be kind, rewind. H
04/05/08 @ 20:10

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