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The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

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Aliens invade Earth... for real this time!

Permalink 05/02/08 at 09:12:03 am, by Ed, 96 words   English (US)
Categories: Dreams of a phenytoin addict

I had a dream last night. Epic. Dream. I had to remember it all, so I wrote down everything on the back of a page-a-day calendar including all the ideas I could in a short list so I wouldn't forget them before I got to the end of the list. I would like to recreate that list for you here now:

  • Dr. Who
  • De-magnetizer
  • Girl (dark)
  • Old Man
  • Stabler/Benson
  • Dixie Chicks
  • Hotel Across The Planet
  • Satelite to hear performance in china from Wisc.
  • Aliens
  • Thousands of Nasa Rockets
  • Tone generator

You figure that one out.

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