Ed is going to Bettys Pies

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!

I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."

Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you

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05/08/08 at 03:07:21 pm, by Ed

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Categories: School, Programming

I seriously feel so good right now. I just submitted my final projects for my two CS classes at once, and I couldn't care less what happens after this point. I'm frickin' done with them!

Working in groups shouldn't be this hard! In a real setting (i.e. the industry), it's not! You have somebody who tells you what to do, and they would be called your boss. In our projects, we were an egoless organization of programmers who kept interfering with each other, on purpose or not, which meant that little got done at some points. And we had to define our own boundaries, rather than have a team leader who isn't involved in the project do that for us.

Anyway, it's done, and the only thing left for me to do is to paint my flat in my stagecraft class and take a final a week from tomorrow. I am so done with this. I'm out of here.

Now I just gotta figure out where I'm into.

Incidentally, this is how I learn piano: