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The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister. Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!   Notice to all users of the Holodeck: There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap. Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period. In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you  |
Let them secedeI have realized that if stupid people all died, that is if we let natural selection take its course, we wouldn't have to worry about whether or not natural selection exists, in more ways than one. First of all, it would be proven ipso facto. Second, it wouldn't be contested any more. In fact, the only problem with letting stupid people die is that there's an IQ scale, and you have to draw the line somewhere. The people above the line have to be smart enough to realize that stupid people are dragging us down, and the people below the line have to be stupid enough to not realize what's going on. So I have a proposed location to draw that line: 
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