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Permalink 07/09/08 at 07:12:02 am, by Ed Email , 111 words   English (US)
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Do you think that if lawyers were required to sentence-diagram everything they wrote, it would all be a lot shorter? Or are they just the kind of people who love to diagram sentences and can do it so well that this is the kind of stuff they can come up with?

"Any person who knowingly and with intent to defraud any insurance company or other person files an application for insurance or statement of claim containing any materially false information or conceals for the purposes of misleading, information concerning any fact material thereto may commit a fraudulent act, which is a crime and subjects such person to criminal and civil penalties."

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