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The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister. Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!   Notice to all users of the Holodeck: There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap. Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period. In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you  |
Naughty ExceptionsI was looking for help on some intricacies of how exceptions work in C++ today for work. For those who are unaware, exceptions are "thrown" whenever something unexpected or illegal happens in a program. For example, if you try to divide by zero, an illegal exception would be thrown, and you, as the programmer, would have to catch it. If you didn't your program would crash. So anyway, I was looking up how to catch a specific type of exception, and I found a good forum that usually has good answers. But it wasn't the answers that prompted me to write this post. It was the Google ads on the bottom:
So if your spouse tries to do anything illegal, you can just throw pillow and catch them in the act, I guess. No feedback yetLeave a comment |
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