Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
Get Firefox!
I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
Level 1

Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you

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Google's WordRank

Permalink 08/22/08 at 06:34:14 am, by Ed, 126 words   English (US)
Categories: Programming

Just looking through Google's statistics for my website, and I found this list of how Google ranks my site's content starting from the most important word:

1. new
2. holodeck
3. earth
4. safety
5. it's
6. name
7. work
8. email
9. school
10. ajax
11. drawing
12. permalink
13. job
14. twins
15. categories
16. busy
17. fine
18. star
19. wars
20. dead
21. design
22. shirt
23. aliens
24. alan
25. users
26. bed
27. birthday
28. comparing
29. crap
30. death
31. apartment
32. blog
33. credits
34. doom
35. duct
36. english
37. fun
38. people
39. form
40. allow
41. games
42. gray
43. mom's
44. haiku
45. doesn
46. feed
47. hardware
48. language
49. man
50. sink
51. dreams
52. happy
53. hate
54. jazz
55. purpose
56. water
57. movies
58. that's
59. addict
60. computer
61. existence
62. keyword
63. linux
64. matrix
65. nothing
66. photomasher
67. turing
68. words
69. world
70. asleep
71. comes
72. doing
73. faeries
74. knew
75. media
76. red
77. anything
78. box
79. browser
80. conscious
81. facebook
82. kraken
83. light
84. mind
85. phantom
86. philosophy
87. play
88. protocols
89. quid
90. stories
91. sucks
92. wearing
93. yonder
94. aire
95. book
96. caniballism
97. computers
98. edison
99. energy
100. face

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