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The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

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There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

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Permalink 09/06/08 at 08:23:51 am, by Ed, 128 words   English (US)
Categories: Work, Games

So my first game has been released. It's right here. I've worked on other things, and even Girls Gone Mobile has long since gone out the door, but this is the first real game I've done by myself, and it's out the door!

It's nice that I've completed something and I can actually see it right there! My past programming jobs have never been so visible to me. People are buying this thing! Schweet!

Anyway, I've moved on to the next project, which isn't actually my own game, but it's adding multiplayer support to a game we have, which is quite a task.

Oh, and I've also got ZSNES working on my system, and it even has sound, too, so good news there. Time to play FF.


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