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You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

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Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

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Permalink 09/12/08 at 06:24:49 am, by Ed, 100 words   English (US)
Categories: Dreams of a phenytoin addict

I had a dream last night which was not too strange. It was in the Reif Center, but the audience area was a football field. And there was an old woman performing on what I can only assume was the stage (which was off house-right, which technically redefines house-right, but that's not the point) wherein she took a pile of rubble and turned it into a table set with a picnic lunch. It was more of a movie than a show, actually.

Later, somebody showed up and gave me a single piece of magnetic poetry as a congratulatory gift:


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