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You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return
If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie The Adventures of Little Ed Brave Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister. You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister. Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!   Notice to all users of the Holodeck: There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap. Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period. In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you  |
Eat your heart out, Will ShortzOr, eat my shorts, Will Hart. Hah! You see what I did there? No, but seriously, it's wordplay today. I came up with this while taking a hot bath: What common three-letter acronym can be reversed to become a (not necessarily common) acronym that could mean it's opposite? A two-letter example: BC, or "Before Christ". Reverse that to become CB, or "Christ's Born". So does anybody have an answer? Anyone? No? Okay, DOA, or "Dead on arrival" can be reversed to AOD, or "Alive on Departure". There are probably more. Like OK and KO. "Are you OK?" "No! I'm about to be KO'ed!" On a side, and I'm not referring to anybody in particular, Bridget, but when you start buying your hair product from the pet store, you gotta expect to get at least a little flak from that. 3 comments
Comment from: Bridget [Visitor]
It didn't come from a pet store, it came from a regular store like Target and Walmart. It can be used on my hair. It smells good and it makes my hair soft, darn it! I don't pick on you in a public blog. Now be nice!
09/24/08 @ 14:01
Comment from: Ben [Visitor]
How about these acronym reversals?
PC -> CP -> Corporate Person TGIF -> FIGT - Forget It - Get Trucking WYSIWYG -> GYWISYW - Get Your Work Incomprehensibly Shown Yet Written MIA -> AIM -> Active In Military MRE -> ERM -> Explosively Regurgitated Meal (Can you use the same word in the opposite?) LCD -> DCL -> Drawings Created with Light LED -> DEL -> Dark Electrical Line SOS -> SOS -> Sink our Submarine SNAFU -> UFANS -> Unacceptable Farce Altered to Normal Situation RFC -> CFR -> Call for Retention CD -> DC -> Dilluted Cube
10/19/08 @ 06:36
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