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Permalink 11/13/08 at 06:54:03 am, by Ed, 131 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Media

I was updating my Amazon wishlist today (it being my birthday in, like, a week), and I found my way to the bestsellers page. Number One on the list right now: The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream

That it's number one is not what interests me. What interests me is the "What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item" section on that page:

What Do Customers Ultimately Buy After Viewing This Item?

The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream (Vintage)
92% buy the item featured on this page:
The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream (Vintage) 4.2 out of 5 stars (618)
$4.39
Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance
6% buy
Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance 4.3 out of 5 stars (314)
$8.22
Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen
1% buy
Dragon Quest IV: Chapters of the Chosen 4.5 out of 5 stars (17)
$36.99
Change We Can Believe In: Barack Obama's Plan to Renew America's Promise
1% buy
Change We Can Believe In: Barack Obama's Plan to Renew America's Promise 4.5 out of 5 stars (39)
$7.67

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Comment from: Jam0864 [Visitor] Email · http://www.jam0864.110mb.com
Happy birthday - although a tad late.
11/21/08 @ 01:38

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