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Permalink 05/21/09 at 07:04:47 pm, by Ed, 275 words   English (US)
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So, guess what I am now the proud owner of!

A $197,000 debt! Woo!

Oh, yeah and a house.

Today:

I went to work and took a half day.
Then we went to our soon-to-be house to give it a final pre-purchase inspection
Then we went to the title office to sign for our new home.
Then we went to city hall to file homesteading papers for our new home.
Then we went to our new house to get the water meter reading and turned on our water.
Then we went to a neurology clinic in Edina to re-establish the fact that I have epilepsy.
It was about this time that I realized that today was my half-birthday.
Then we went to the mall back home to eat.
Then we went to the clinic by our apartment to get some blood work done for the neurologist.
Then we went to the hospital in Edina to get some blood work done for the neurologist because the clinic by our apartment doesn't do lab work for other hospitals.
Then we went to the apartment and called the gas company to turn the gas on at our new house for hot water and other things.
Then we went to Home Depot and purchased new deadbolts and doorknobs which all work with one key.
Then we went to our new house to install the new deadbolts and doorknobs and start to remove the wallpaper from the bathroom.
Then we went to the apartment, back home, and now I'm sitting here writing this post.

And I thought it was bad when we went in to get our marriage license on Monday.

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