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My Epitaph

Permalink 08/28/09 at 06:53:52 am, by Ed, 32 words   English (US)
Categories: General

I realized in the shower this morning exactly what I want my epitaph to be:

Leave flowers here, unless you're queer.
No, wait, even if you're queer.
No Jews though.
Okay, Jews.

2 comments

Comment from: LCS [Visitor] Email
Hey!!! Nice new Furniture. Good job mounting it, too, but did you really put a nail through your hand?!? I like the wall storage-it seems very compact and looks good too.
08/29/09 @ 00:18
Comment from: LCS [Visitor] Email
about the epitaph - as they say, what you think of in the shower, stays in the shower.....
08/29/09 @ 00:20

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