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Permalink 10/29/09 at 06:13:54 am, by Ed, 159 words   English (US)
Categories: General

The great thing about Latin is you can make up words based on real words so easily and they already have meanings:

Real word: Computation - Calculating a result
New word: Computology - The study of calculating a result

Affiliation - To be connected to (a person or corporation)
Affiliology - The study of connections between peoples and corporations

Asphyxiation - Being choked
Asphyxiology - The study of being choked

PlayStation - One of the first 3D gaming consoles
PlayStology - The study of one of the first 3D gaming consoles

Gas Station - A place to fill up your gas tank
Gas Stology - The study of places to fill up your tank

Mention - To state a fact or opinion
Menology - Do dooo do do do.
Menology - Do do do... do.
Menology - Do doooo do do do. Do do do. Do do do do do do... dooo do do... do.

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