Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you

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Banned in [Insert Country Here]

Permalink 02/01/10 at 06:39:15 am, by Ed, 116 words   English (US)
Categories: General

Allow me to get myself banned in every country possible:

Picture of a 17-year-old fornicating

That, apparently, is enough to get me banned in the UK.

Now, let's move on.

People, listen to me! Rise up against the oppressive fascist regime!

That should take care of the oppressive fascist regimes, like China, Afghanistan, America, Iran, Pakistan, and India. Moving on.

Hockey Sucks!

Speaks for itself.

Soccer (football) sucks! And your country is ravaged by bloodthirsty monkeys!

Again, speaks for itself.

As for all the (other, eh?) peace-loving nations of the world that I can't get banned from because I have a freedom of speech... just wait. I fully expect America to do the job for me.

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