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You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie The Adventures of Little Ed Brave Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister. You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue. I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister. Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one! Notice to all users of the Holodeck: There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap. Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period. In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you |
Proof: more evens than oddsAlright, so I've devised a terrible proof that shows there are more even numbers than odd numbers. See how many things you can find wrong with it. Assume the opposite: there are the same number of evens (e) and odds (o). Any pair of numbers can be one of three forms: both even, both odd, or one of each. Now, it is common knowledge that two evens muliplied result in an even number. The converse is true with odds. That is two odds multiplied results in an odd. That covers two thirds of all possible results. The only remaining third is one even and one odd, which also results in an even number. Based on our earlier assumption, that there are the same number of evens and odds, we can deduce that each of the three results can be weighted evenly. Ergo, there are twice as many even numbers as there are odd numbers. A contradiction! Therefore, our original assumption must be false. No feedback yetComments are closed for this post. |