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Permalink 05/15/11 at 07:13:36 pm, by Ed, 164 words   English (US)
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The spokesman for Farmers Insurance, J.K. Simmons, also plays Cave Johnson in the video game Portal 2. Another character in Portal 2, Wheatley, is voiced by Stephen Merchant, who was in the British version of The Office with Ricky Gervais. Now, Ricky Gervais was in The Invention of Lying where Jennifer Garner played his wife. She also happened to be in 13 Going On 30 with Jim Gaffigan who was in an episode of Royal Pains. Another actor in Royal Pains is Bob Gunton, who is known for playing Ethan Kanin on the TV show 24.

You know who else was on 24? Only one President David Palmer, played by Dennis Haysbert. And you know what he's doing nowadays?



By the way, can anybody else find any more links to add to the chain? I already know of many ways I could shorten it if I needed to.

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