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You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

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Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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Ed

Archives for: June 2011

Sort it all out later

Permalink 06/21/11 at 06:39:17 pm, by Ed, 130 words   English (US)
Categories: General

Random thoughts in my head that need to be written down and sorted out later:

Equestria for the name of a land of horses is like Humania being the land of people. Or Mars being the land of Martians. Which I guess it is.

How can Robin Williams be such a dirty, dirty man if he's in children's movies?

What is the average number of floors per capita of an office building? Or of a house or apartment building?

If a warehouse contains wares, does a haunted house contain haunteds? And if a house party is a party that happens at somebody's house, is House M.D. a doctor that happens at somebody's house?

Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?

Where are we going? And why are we in this handbasket?