Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
Level 1

Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


Categories: Media, Movies, Star Wars Photomasher, Twins

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Permalink 03/30/10 at 12:42:45 pm, by Ed, 79 words   English (US)
Categories: Media

So, Cassini's just flyin' around Saturn, looking like a total tourist with one camera always up at its eye, two more dangling around its neck. It decides to flip on the thermal imaging fiddly thing and see what happens. Funny pictures taken in the middle of the night, stuff that it'll probably delete in the morning when it's not drunk. But then, lo and behold, the best sort of image you could ask for from a thermal imaging camera:


Permalink 03/09/10 at 06:02:33 pm, by Ed, 3 words   English (US)
Categories: Media

That is all.

A Movie Chronology

Permalink 01/09/10 at 02:39:20 pm, by Ed, 43 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media

After coming back today from the movie theater, I looked in my pocket and ordered the stuff that I found chronologically. Hover over any item to find out what it is, or click on the table to see the full-size image (it's big).

Inside Jokes

Permalink 10/30/09 at 09:46:33 pm, by Ed, 190 words   English (US)
Categories: Media

Whilst playing a Star Wars game from 2000, I saw some aurabesh text that I translated and couldn't help but post my results.

You may remember me doing this once before. I totally did. The process was mostly the same, except instead of having to use a camera to take a picture of the screen, I finally found a screen recorder that works wonders called Fraps. I was able to use that to record the intro to a level in Star Wars Galactic Battlegrounds, take out some screenshots of the important bits, and translate it. Here's what I came up with.

One screen has two x-wings flying past, with the following text:

bob see any deer not yet
yeah this is more fun
than those
year when
got that
buck with my

dfht yghd iut

Not sure about that last bit.

The next page, with more description about the next level had this to say:

rnekn 88

Not really helpful at this point. But there's more, and here's where I found what I had to share:

all your
base are
to us

Serioiusly. Look for yourself:


Permalink 10/15/09 at 06:53:30 am, by Ed, 151 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Media

I am not a feminist, nor am I an anti-feminist. I fall in that annoying middle-ground where neither side likes me. I do not believe anything about women, I only know a few things. For example, women give birth to babies. Men do not have that capability.

There are also some other... anatomical differences in women. Sometimes, if the anatomical differences are rather large, they can be distracting to men. "How big?" you ask. Well, I usually go with the Double C rule:

Centaurs and Cyclopses.

I mean, imagine walking in to work one day, going over to the water cooler, only to find a cyclops guarding it. Wouldn't that be distracting to you?

There are other examples as well, of course. Namely, fins, tentacles, hunchbacks, gold bikinis, guns pointed at your face, and having huge fans that can slit your throat.

I will admit... not all of these are anatomical.

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