Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


Categories: Media, Movies, Star Wars Photomasher, Twins

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Garrison Keillor Suffers Stroke

Permalink 09/09/09 at 04:01:14 pm, by Ed, 62 words   English (US)
Categories: Media

Real Story: Garrison Keillor, the host of MPR's A Prairie Home Companion, suffered a stroke recently. This is terrible news, since it is a well-known fact that strokes can cause you to lose control of the muscles in your face, causing you to look mentally ill and deformed:

And look how terribly it has affected Mr. Keillor:

...oh... wait. Sorry about that.

Ikea: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger

Permalink 08/26/09 at 07:24:06 pm, by Ed, 145 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Media

So, we went to Ikea last weekend to get something to go around the entertainment center. I just finished putting the last piece up today. Take a look

Here, you can see the main idea. Our DVD cabinets hang from the walls, a shelf hangs from above, and the main table contains all our entertainment devices.

You can see the end table we bought at the same time in this picture at the end of the couch

And here's the full view, with the new coffee table in the middle of the room.

Notice how everything matches? Eh? Eh?! It even goes with the hardwood floor (not pictured)! And the stools we bought last week!

Shop class sure came in handy! I knew exactly how to curse when the nail when through my third and fourth knuckles!

Ikea: What doesn't kill you makes you stronger!

Snap Decisions

Permalink 08/20/09 at 06:55:44 am, by Ed, 25 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Movies

Let me show you something. The following is a picture of the top of our entertainment center.

And now let's pan down a little bit:

Harry Potter and the Three Hour Tour

Permalink 07/16/09 at 09:33:50 pm, by Ed, 9 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Movies

Just saw Harry Potter. Ron dies in the end.

Stream Ed

Permalink 07/15/09 at 06:51:06 am, by Ed, 44 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Media


Since my mom was able to get streaming video to work, I thought I should be able to as well. Ergo, I present my live* video stream

* - Delayed by however long your buffer takes to fill up. For me it's about 10 seconds.

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