Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

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Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


Category: Star Wars Photomasher

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In the Army now, kinda, off in the background, hiding

Permalink 03/06/08 at 10:45:32 am, by Ed, 12 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

Got in another photomasher. Gotta make this quick:

Bridget made it too:

Retracted statement

Permalink 02/27/08 at 12:43:12 pm, by Ed, 25 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

Whoops. Remember when I was complaining about copycats in the last photomasher?

Well, I found this while looking through old photomashers:

Look a little familiar?


Permalink 02/20/08 at 08:44:28 am, by Ed, 123 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

I have to go to class in ten minutes and I haven't eaten or brushed my teeth or changed clothes yet, so I'm going to make this quick.

The following is LAME:

Why is this lame? Because it's a Star Wars photo masher winner for this round, which is a BLATANT RIPOFF of my entry several iterations ago:

Also LAME:

This was simply FAR too easy. It was the obvious result of the image at hand.

The following is NOT lame:

Why is it not lame? First: Because it's interest, original, and well-done. Second: Because it's MINE AGAIN. YEAH. I GOT IN ANOTHER PHOTO MASHER.

And now I have class in 38 seconds and I still haven't changed, or eaten, or brushed my teeth.

Permalink 02/04/08 at 10:27:34 pm, by Ed, 24 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

I must really be on a roll. I've been consistently getting on the Star Wars website with photo mashers for quite a while now.

Blast from the (Star Wars Photo Mashup) past

Permalink 01/27/08 at 07:37:50 pm, by Ed, 26 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

I just realized that I haven't posted a link of my latest winning entry in the Star Wars Photo Mashup. This came before Bridget's Gamorrean chef.

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