Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


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Another Star Wars appearance

Permalink 01/21/08 at 09:01:57 pm, by Ed, 10 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

Good news all around

Permalink 10/16/07 at 08:46:51 pm, by Ed, 150 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

I'd like to bring everyone's attention to the previous post, first of all. Go ahead, read it.

While I do still expect everybody to vote my movie as the best, by no means does that mean that I actually think it's any good. It's actually quite bad, what with sound troubles and non-actors. But I want a free laptop, darn it!

I would now like to bring everyone's attention to Starwars.com. I'm becoming somewhat of a regular in their photo masher section. As you can see, my picture has made it to the thumbnail representing the group of images for the most recent mash. Here's a link right to my image (first again!)

But that's not the best part, oh no. In the very same photo mash, my girlfriend decided she'd try her hand at it with this picture.

This one also made it into the finals.

Congratulations, Bridget!

Permalink 09/05/07 at 04:16:10 pm, by Ed, 35 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher

I never actually expected to get onto Starwars.com twice in a row, seeing as how it's only happened three times ever over the course of 10 years of visits.

That said, here I am again

Permalink 08/20/07 at 09:04:24 pm, by Ed, 24 words   English (US)
Categories: Star Wars Photomasher

I made it on StarWars.com for the third time. You've probably seen the image before, but now it's officially on Starwars.com :-)

Vader Does Italy

Permalink 08/10/07 at 12:52:26 am, by Ed, 11 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Star Wars Photomasher
Vader with leaning tower of Piza
Vader holding up the leaning tower of Piza with the Force

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