Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


Category: Twins

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Gollum Lohan

Permalink 04/30/09 at 08:53:31 pm, by Ed, 54 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Twins

I read today that a group of fans is ready to release The Hunt For Gollumn, a prequel to The Lord of the Rings trilogy. It looked pretty interesting from what I saw in the previews.

Now for a related game! Which of the following images are Gollum, and which ones are Lindsay Lohan?

Malcolm Stamp

Permalink 10/15/08 at 05:04:00 am, by Ed, 87 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Twins

I always thought these two people were the same person until just now when I was looking at IMDB.

Terrence Stamp (serious face) is from such movies as Star Wars (Chancellor Valorum), Yes Man (the psychiatrist), and Bowfinger (the psychiatrist, also).

The only two things I've ever seen Malcolm McDowell (happy face) in are Star Trek Generations (Dr. Soran) and more recently, Heroes (Linderman).

I just remembered, Dr. Soran was the first person I ever heard use the word "Imperative" in a sentence outside my English class.

David Patrick Harris

Permalink 07/19/08 at 10:16:25 am, by Ed, 47 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Twins

First of all, everybody in the world should see Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog. Watch it now. NOW! NOW!!!! Because it will be gone after Sunday, July 20th, 2008. That's tomorrow, if you're reading this today.

Second, the main character looks a lot like Adam from Heroes Season II:

Dentist? What's that

Permalink 07/13/08 at 05:44:03 am, by Ed, 72 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Twins, Dreams of a phenytoin addict

So, I've noticed that I've lost my teeth in at least three of my dreams as of late. I don't know what it could possibly be trying to tell me.

Also, the following picture came to me via Facebook. It's not my own creation, but it's sure worth a look.

I don't remember where I've seen the one on the left. The one on the right is a classmate from High school.

Spooneristic twins

Permalink 03/28/08 at 06:54:52 am, by Ed, 14 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Twins

So, not really twins, but it works out:

Siegfried & Roy:

Sigfreud & Ree:

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