Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

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Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


Category: Twins

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It's like they were trying!

Permalink 02/25/08 at 07:27:31 pm, by Ed, 44 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Twins

I found a really good twin comparison today:

Mary Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen. My god! The resemblance is astounding!

Hey, while I'm at it, I should mention this one:

Lord of the Rings director Peter Jackson and hobo/general computer activist Richard Stallman.

Denis Washington

Permalink 12/10/07 at 09:42:07 am, by Ed, 33 words   English (US)
Categories: Media, Twins

Another round of twins:

Denzel Washington and That Guy From Allstate and 24

Denzel Washington and Will Smith

Denzel Washington and Uncle Ben

Oh, who am I kidding, all black people look the same.

More twins

Permalink 08/21/07 at 08:06:59 am, by Ed, 152 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media, Twins

The Illusionist is one of the movies on my list of movies I haved to see. If you've seen it, or if you have an unhealthy obsession with IMDB or famous people whose names begin with the letter P, you might know about Paul Giamatti. If you're like me, the first thing that comes to your mind is that he looks like the actor who plays the guy with the crazy hand from Scary Movie (also, that's the guy who was the camera man from Groundhog Day.

But I couldn't find a good picture comparison between those two. This comes to us all the way from my friend Bridget, who found a much better comparison between Paul and Adam Savage from Mythbusters. Tell me they aren't brotherly-looking. Adam has just bleached his hair, or has worked too long in the Los Angeles sun (or smog, both of which will bleach your hair).

Paul Giamatti and Adam Savage
Permalink 08/07/07 at 02:37:50 pm, by Ed, 111 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media, Twins

Apparently I'm not the only one who mistakes one person for another totally by accident. Take a look at the Wikepedia page on acclaimed director Hayao Miyazaki, director of such animated films as Spirited Away, Princess Mononoke, and Kiki's Delivery Service:


For those too buggered to actually go to the page, here's my comparison of the picture given on that page, and a real picture of Hayao Miyazaki:

Perhaps you'd be more familiar with the drawn counterpart comparison:

Yes, that is a picture of Colonel Sanders on the wiki page of Hayao Miyazaki. I'm sure somebody thought it was funny.

I think it's hilarious.

The Departed Review

Permalink 06/13/07 at 05:01:42 pm, by Ed, 31 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media, Twins

Sorry, didn't remember anything. But after realizing how similar Martin Scorsese and Eugene Levy look, I wrote a review for The Departed.

Please, tell me they don't look exactly the same.

Eugene Scorsese

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