Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


Category: Movies

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A Movie Chronology

Permalink 01/09/10 at 02:39:20 pm, by Ed, 43 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media

After coming back today from the movie theater, I looked in my pocket and ordered the stuff that I found chronologically. Hover over any item to find out what it is, or click on the table to see the full-size image (it's big).

Snap Decisions

Permalink 08/20/09 at 06:55:44 am, by Ed, 25 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Movies

Let me show you something. The following is a picture of the top of our entertainment center.

And now let's pan down a little bit:

Harry Potter and the Three Hour Tour

Permalink 07/16/09 at 09:33:50 pm, by Ed, 9 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Movies

Just saw Harry Potter. Ron dies in the end.

Permalink 03/26/08 at 06:44:02 pm, by Ed, 12 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies

I gotta make more more combinations like this:

An experiment in contortionism

Permalink 10/28/07 at 09:40:21 pm, by Ed, 10 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media

Can I fit into the bottom shelf of my cupboard?

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