Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


Category: Movies

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The Departed Review

Permalink 06/13/07 at 05:01:42 pm, by Ed, 31 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media, Twins

Sorry, didn't remember anything. But after realizing how similar Martin Scorsese and Eugene Levy look, I wrote a review for The Departed.

Please, tell me they don't look exactly the same.

Eugene Scorsese

Fluent in over 20 forms of communication

Permalink 06/08/07 at 11:12:26 pm, by Ed, 131 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Movies

When you're fluent in over 6 million forms of communication, people begin to wonder how many of these forms are useful to anybody, and how many were a made-up language from the mind of a deranged three-year-old involving only bopping each other on the head and farting. At least, I know I wonder that all the time.

Anyway, Here is a list of languages in which I can get by (Bold is fluent). Take the previous paragraph into account when assessing whether you would call them "forms of communication" as well as "languages".

Pig Latin
Fake Eskimo
Visual Basic
Visual Basic.NET
Ti-83 +
Batch Script
SPIM Assembly

* - Not really


Permalink 05/28/07 at 09:19:49 pm, by Ed, 13 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies

I have uploaded several (read: 2) of my movies to Facebook. Please to attend.

Permalink 05/25/07 at 05:18:31 am, by Ed, 10 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Movies, Media

Happy 30th Birthday, Star Wars!

An AJAX Image for you

Not quite what Alan Rickman had in mind

Permalink 05/21/07 at 05:00:40 pm, by Ed, 8 words   English (US)
Categories: Movies, Media

"I'll carve your heart out with a spoon!"

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