Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
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I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
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Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


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User Feedback Is Always Nice

Permalink 03/12/10 at 02:22:40 pm, by Ed, 139 words   English (US)
Categories: Games, Programming

We got a note from a user of Pocket Ants today. Allow me to share:

Your Pocket Ants app is disgusting. Why don't you educate kids instead of making them destructive monsters. All the deranged psychos in the world start out this way... ants, then squirrels, then dogs and cats, then finally moving on to people. I am no bible thumper, but this is such a stupid thing to do. Nice work.

Now, I'm pretty sure he doesn't like it, and that "Nice Work" at the end was, shall we say, sarcasm. Some coworkers, on the other hand, think the whole message except the last part is sarcasm, because that's what a user of Pocket Ants would do. What do you think? Is Pocket Ants too gruesome? Will it be the launching point for psychopathic killers 20 years from now?


Permalink 03/09/10 at 06:02:33 pm, by Ed, 3 words   English (US)
Categories: Media

That is all.

What is a bazito?

Permalink 03/09/10 at 06:45:10 am, by Ed, 26 words   English (US)
Categories: General

Some of you may be wondering, what is a bazito anyway? Well, the closest I could find a picture of was it's hardcore brother the bazongo:

Epic Fail

Permalink 03/05/10 at 08:52:45 pm, by Ed, 78 words   English (US)
Categories: Work

I've become the de facto sound editor person at work, since I know more about it than anybody else. I've been using a program called GoldWave to do most of my work, and though we ought probably actually buy it. So I sent out an email saying as such, so it makes it easier for me to edit sounds.

My boss, who is not a funny man, replied:

"sounds" good... go ahead and make that purchase

Epic fail.

Ten Little Endians

Permalink 03/02/10 at 08:38:15 am, by Ed, 39 words   English (US)
Categories: Programming

I just though of a nice name for something. I'm not sure what, but it'll apply somewhere some day: Ten Little Endians. It's only funny if you are familiar with the term little-endian. But I think it's pretty funny.

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