Oh, I got hot sause all over my bazito!

You know what this is? It's a brain sucker. You know what it's doing? Filing its tax return

If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent apple pie

The Adventures of Little Ed Brave

Tell airport security your name is McCannister because you can hide anything in a cannister.

You know what? Nobody notices when this changes anyway.

There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary, and STFU

What happens in a black hole stays in a black hole

The black hole draws you inexorably inward. Time slows. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

I'd diddle little umdidlie... if she weren't my half-sister.

Abortion prevents pedophilia. In more ways than one!
Get Firefox!
I wrote a haiku

which I was about to share,

but then I thought, "screw it."
Level 1

Notice to all users of the Holodeck:

There are safety protocols in place that cannot be deactivated without the approval of two commanding officers or the captain to protect users of the Holodeck from potential harm. However, every time the Holodeck is ever used in a nontrivial manner, no matter what the safety protocols say, the Holodeck turns into a deathtrap.

Unless you believe yourself to be adept at constructing a forcefield from your communicator and 19th century Earth tools, or you're at the very least not wearing a red shirt, you are strongly advised not to attempt to use the Holodeck until a designer comes up with a safety protocol that doesn't kill you whenever somebody looks at it funny. Even when you're not on the holodeck. Or in the same quadrant. Or time period.

In fact, if you are wearing a red shirt, Starfleet may not be the job for you


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Permalink 12/01/06 at 10:44:34 pm, by Ed, 12 words   English (US)
Categories: General

Symptoms: Insanity, incorrectly filling out Sudoku puzzles
Condition: Sudokitis
Visible signs:


Comparing apples and oranges

Permalink 12/01/06 at 09:02:34 am, by Ed, 16 words   English (US)
Categories: Programming
namespace Fruits {
interface Apple
public bool Equals(Orange oIn);
interface Orange
public bool Equals(Apple aIn);

My mom's a good drawer

Permalink 11/27/06 at 09:58:20 pm, by Ed, 2 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Media

Beta Testing

Magical powers

Permalink 11/12/06 at 10:17:42 pm, by Ed, 120 words   English (US)
Categories: General

I have discovered that I have a sixth sense: The ability to detect Cold Stones. Whenever I am near (within a mile of) a Cold Stone Creamery, I can feel it.

It's mostly an entirely useless power, kinda like Deanna Troy's ability to say, "I feel strong emotion, but without knowing more, I can't say anything else." or "There's a life force here. I can't explain it." or "I feel something completely strange and new. I have no prior experience and have no way of describing it to you and I'm not even going to try, because I'm a lazy counselor."

Sorry, I got carried away. Can you tell I hold a grudge?

But anyway, I can detect Cold Stones.

Pie Chart Pac Man

Permalink 11/08/06 at 09:05:30 pm, by Ed, 0 words   English (US)
Categories: General, Media

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